“Random” Home-owner: “Are you telling me there is really a bed inside that bag?”
I mean, I knew the Americans* were ridiculously stupid, but I hadn’t realized that they’d sunk that low.
*I’m talking about the Americans that participate in home shopping programs and the like. So don’t get all righteous and start bombing the hell out of our country, orright? I really cannot be blamed for thinking this about the American general populace, due to some of the stuff the Americans have actually come up with at times in history. Things like fireproof matches and the fact that a university once sponsored a scientist who found out that cat’s urine glows under black light don’t help your case one bit, I’m afraid. At any rate, I like my country un-cratered and my offspring un-mutated, so put the weapons of mass destruction that you were going to plant in Iraq down and step away from the podium.~~madamenilef