has an announcement to make:
I AM A TRANSCELEBRITY.
I AM A CELEBRITY TRAPPED IN A CIVILIAN'S BODY.
I AM A SPECIAL PERSON. ONE OF GOD's, SORRY, MR MAYER's CHILDREN. BORN TRAGICALLY INTO THE WRONG BODY AND CRUELLY SEPERATED FROM MY TRUE IDENTITY BY BEING BORN INTO A WORKING CLASS, NON-SHOWBUSINESS FAMILY.
All I ask of you my friends is that you understand my plight. Please show your support by adding your names/comments to the bottom of this journal entry. Once I have gathered enough signatures, then I intend to hire a white limo and head over to 10 Downing Street, where I will present my petition with the heading, I AM A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING MESS, to Tony Blair himself.
Thank you all so much for your support and understanding during this difficult time.
And it goes without saying that firstly I would like to thank God, my fans..............