Rand Al'thor's Dear Abby Letter:
I have serious problems. First of all, there is a madman in my head. Lews Therin. He is always raging and mumbling and thumbing his earlobe and trying to seize saidin. I think I'm going mad, but I can't get him to go away. I think he's starting to rub off on me.
Also, I have a very important engagement coming up. The last battle. I have to be HARD!!!! Well, harder than I am now, anyway, which is, oh, only about rock hard. I need to be iron hard. Recently I've taken to running through the very long list of women I've killed in my head.
Another thing: I'm in love with three women. I can't keep any of them near me because then they will die, but I love them. One-er-let's call her Avi, wants me to marry all three of them, and another - um, - Ely, seems to agree. But I couldn't do that!!! Marry THREE women? I'm not sure what the third one, um, minnie, wants, but I can't seem to keep her away from me where she will be safe. What should I do?
The rest can be found here
, but you might only get it if you read Robert Jordan.