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Per schiarire:

Have checked several times but still cannot see sign which has apparently sprouted from forehead reading "Talk to me about your problems but do not actually listen to anything I have to say."

And she doesn't even HAVE children yet!!!

From this entry on the Daredevil movie:

diamonde: Possibly I could fix the plot holes by sticking in the dance break from 'Toxic' and replacing the relevant Daredevil dialogue with Eminem lyrics.

And in the comments:

d_benway: As a het male, I had to admit that the stills of [Jennifer Garner] as Elektra beforehand made me think:

Whoa.

After actually seeing the film and JGs cringe-inducing performances (which were also my first exposure to JG), I could not help thinking:

Nana Mouskouri would have been better.
So would Meryl Streep, Diane Keaton, and Helen Mirren.

ameonna: dude. nintendo is in absolutely no danger of bankruptcy. the xbox lovers are insane.
ameonna: -.-;; they're predicting the doom of nintendo. yeah, maybe if nintendo's mouth wasn't still bloody with the feast of sega's remains, but, uh, them japanese sons of bitches ain't goin nowheres.

Recent exchange regarding Logan/Scott scene. starfishchick was prompting for "more".

Hey, I'm just following instructions. You said "No smut required". If we're going to have manly sex, I'll need to warm up a bit. Sorry, if they are going to have manly comfort sex, I'm going to have to warm up a bit.

Is there something in my voice that screams, "Interrupt me! I like it!! And if it’s in the middle of a question, it’s twice as good!!" or "Why yes, I am stupid! Please spell words and phrases such as ‘Fort Worth’, ‘airline’, and ‘boulevard’ to me! But never spell anything else such as your name, which is spelled ‘Xpjtfustlkd’ but is pronounced ‘BOB’"!!!!!!!!!

Last night K. and I passed a bakery called "Let Them Eat Cake."

Me: Well, that's in poor taste.
K: What--too soon?

-thisveryinstant

"Not only is this proof that Tn may just have single handedly beaten any other state for the "I'm such a backwoods Billy-Bubba Award", but it also proves that te world may truly be going to hell in the proverba rollback priced handbag as the company takes one more step towards world domonation."
--knytehawke on the fact that a Wal-Mart near him is doing a group wedding contest for the Lawn & Garden section. Whole post here.

Live Journal: Where great minds meet.


Dude you like FINGERING TOO BRO?? DUDE LET ME PUT YOU ON MY BUDDYLIST, hahahahahahahah I fingered so many bitches. hahahahahahaha btw, hey , hows it going im chad. We can go finger bitches together and be bros'!hgahahahahahahahahah aYWER

sincerely,
im chad

On the Ted Kennedy vs. Jackie O. deathmatch:

Well, you don't see drag queens trying to be Ted Kennedy, now, do you?
-- sabotabby

By way of niqui's LJ. (Subject line quoted as well.)

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are we planning to invade cuba some time soon? did i miss another memo?

"In a five-hour speech in the Cuban capital, Havana, [Fidel Castro] said his country was ready to repel an invasion from the United States."

i mean, it's not that we don't love you and all, Fidel, but we're kinda busy at the moment.

bluejeanjexy, in joshgroban:

Does anyone know where I can get Josh Groban lyrics in English? I'm considering some of his songs for my wedding, specifically "Al Improviso Amore," and I want to know exactly what they mean, lest I walk down the aisle to something like, "She's so ugly/And her feet smell/I don't know why I love her/I just can't help myself/The funk must have me under a spell..."

fleegull in comments to a post by thamiris:

At first when I read that I thought you were still talking about marrying your vibrator and I was thinking excatly what a vibrator's mother would be - a big hunk of plastic, a regular massager?

From namey:

I broke down and test drove one of the new Toyota Prias... freakin' sweet. Everything in this car, voice recognition on everything, including the stereo. I say "soul", it starts playing old school R&B. "Rock" makes it switch to rock and roll.

So I and the Toyota guy are cruising along some side streets, and some kids run out in front of the car. I hit the brakes (good brakes); the dealer guy, in a rare fit of non-plastic-grin, says, "Fucking kids."

About a minute afterward, I notice the radio'd switched to Michael Jackson.

"When it is very easy to tell that you're wearing Victoria's Secret powder blue French-cut panties from the front, it's probably time to wear your pants higher."

bzarcher, on a brunette he encountered while out to dinner.

I went to Trick R Treat afterward and got my second set of boobs. Why will manufacturers make them with huge stiff nipples that poke through clothes quite obscenely? I may have to remove them in order to look normal. Normal, she says, thinking of six boobs.



--by valarltd