Subject: Mexicans created the olympics
So my brother and I were watching The Mask of Zorro, because it rocks.
JD: I like how he can throw the whip, and it makes a perfectly tight knot he can swing from, then it just comes loose again.
me: It's a difficult skill to learn. Indiana Jones sells how-to videos, I hear.
JD: I bet they worked together. Very similar.
me: Internet pen pals, and all.
me: Wow, lookit that tree. It has gymnastic bars growing out of it.
JD: Duh. Mexicans, like.. created the olympics.
me: Because of their trees.
me: Eh, did they cut something out, or did those slave guys just run reeeeeally fast?
JD: Olympics, remember?
me: Oh yeah.
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