lirimaer: U R teh eeebil. *pulls out water gun filled with mustard* You are also going down, mister!! >:|
crantz: YOU CANNOT DEFEAT...
JOHNZART!
lirimaer: No, but I can ruin your clothes and distract you!! *sprays mustard at you then points* LOOK! BEETHOVEN!!
crantz: You bit-- MY TRUE LOVE!
wait.
he is dead.
lirimaer: Didn't you watch that movie,
Immortal Beloved? Beethoven is a vampire and will live forever.
crantz: O.O really?
lirimaer: Seeing as I only read the back of the movie case and never got around to actually seeing it... Yes!
crantz: YAY! <3
Stuff not to say to the mother of a newborn #138: "Cool! She looks like Zorak, with the blinking."
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annlarimer
And here we have the Crantzus Littlefreakus in a desperate plea for attention.
Isn't he cute?
I'm going to get him with my taser and see what he does...
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crantz -- read the results
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