January 19th, 2004

days, hyena

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damanique is fighting a layout battle, her latest opponent being a MySQL server which bluntly refuses to work. It pretty much ended in the following;

Now WORK GODDAMMIT OR I'LL SHOVE A BINARY POLE SO HARD UP YOUR PROGRAMMED ASS THAT YOU WILL VOMIT HEX MONKEYS.

roseargent, as told to cave_canem:

So I'm told about a dream where we're sitting and watching an animated movie about Harry and Gandalf. They're standing together on a balcony overlooking a plain--kinda sad.

Then this happened and my synapses overloaded:

Harry Potter and the Meaningless Crossover
Harry: Who knew Voldemort was secretly Sauron?
Gandalf: Everyone who realized how similar Wormtongue and Wormtail were.
Harry: Oh. Reckon that's it then.
Gandalf: Yes.
Harry: Still a pity about the--y'know--mass destruction.
Gandalf: Sherbet lemon?
K: Beaded, K: Eeep, K: *huff*, Red Panda, K: Desperada

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lirimaer: U R teh eeebil. *pulls out water gun filled with mustard* You are also going down, mister!! >:|

crantz: YOU CANNOT DEFEAT... JOHNZART!

lirimaer: No, but I can ruin your clothes and distract you!! *sprays mustard at you then points* LOOK! BEETHOVEN!!

crantz: You bit-- MY TRUE LOVE!
wait.
he is dead.

lirimaer: Didn't you watch that movie, Immortal Beloved? Beethoven is a vampire and will live forever.

crantz: O.O really?

lirimaer: Seeing as I only read the back of the movie case and never got around to actually seeing it... Yes!

crantz: YAY! <3



Stuff not to say to the mother of a newborn #138: "Cool! She looks like Zorak, with the blinking."

-- annlarimer



And here we have the Crantzus Littlefreakus in a desperate plea for attention.

Isn't he cute?

I'm going to get him with my taser and see what he does...

-- crantz -- read the results here
cat &amp; mouse
  • akacat

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bexless wrote:

Dear Elijah Wood,

Please give up smoking. I am trying to quit and seeing pretty pictures of you looking like you're having the time of your life sucking on a cylindrical object is not helping.

Yours,

Bexless.
Fonda
  • isiliel

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morlom wrote:

I have seen the Matrix Reloaded. Keanu is my Kami-sama. *wibble* He must be half-man, half severe loss of virginity.

Yeah, it's sort of old, but I just stumbled accross it again.
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