January 11th, 2004

one - original (doctor who)

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This one has a little graphic, too!

From softsound_elvy at marysues:

Subject: Sometimes even Microsoft Word suprises me...

The other day I was hanging out with my friends Athena and Naveed and talking about their site, Reikitantei.net. It's a Yu Yu Hakusho fansite that they run, and Naveed decided to filter out all the crappy fanfics onto a Word file for posterity. After 51 pages of shitty text with spelling and grammar warnings all over the place, she went to save the file and this wonderful little error message came up.

I didn't even believe when I saw it myself, but the three of us died laughing in the process. ^_^

I hope this makes your day a little!
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    "Why Don't You Get A Job?" - The Offspring

Was Elvis driving the truck?

Okay, I am not saying I do or do not believe in aliens...but yesterday, while riding up to my granparents, I saw a flatbed semi-truck hauling something that had a very unmistakeable saucer shape. Granted the thing was cover by several tarps...but it had to be 15 foot across! So here is a new conspiracy for all the conspiracy buffs out there....perhaps the aliens, knowing what the cost of fuel is anymore, decided to hitch rides on flatbed semis to save some cash....Hey! That's not a bad idea!

~nerd_cake
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*sweatdrop*

O_o Toothpaste?

"But I don't know where my Hello Kitty toothpaste is!"
My sister is eating my Cat in the Hat toothpaste. Because she can't find hers.

-________-

Someone explain this to me. Please. Before I end up contemplating this.


from the ever-lovable very_verydanger
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    "Points of Authority" ~ Linkin Park
i think we're alone now

Heh.

kamuela says:

This is a public service reminder for college aged students who are still wearing t-shirts that read "Abercrombie & Fitch Wrestling/LaCrosse/Swim/Ad Infinitum Team".

Abercrombie & Fitch STILL have no sports teams.

You are STILL not an athlete.

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I'm reminded of the time I took my brother to the movies, and as we walked away, I remembered I hadn't locked my door and mentioned someone might steal my CD mixes. Bryan said, "Oh, don't worry. Whoever's stupid enough to steal your CDs is asking for it."

--apocalypsos
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domino--by chuchan

Cheesemon is awesome.

Seriously, this guy makes the best entries. He's interning in Japan, and he always makes amusing and informative posts.

So here are some of the best from his most recent post

On bugs--

What better way to start your morning than with a delicious bowl of Special K Red Berries, followed by a giant spider in your bathroom. It took me awhile to regain my composure at this monstrosity, but I eventually found the courage to pick up the bug spray and go on the offensive. I think the spray irritated the guy because it started crawling towards me to let me know. No matter how much I sprayed, it just kept coming -- it was like the T-1000!!! I finally stopped it with the vacuum, but for all I know, it's still alive and feeding on all the bugs inside, waiting for the right time to reemerge and regain control of the bathtub. :(

On political correctness vs scientific correctness--

As I started work, I was surprised to see a white guy step into the office (FYI, I stopped using the term "Caucasian" after my psych prof told me that actually refers to facial bone structure, and that it's better to use either white or Euro-something-or-other-that-makes-you-sound-like-some-Jeopardy-know-it-all. So I'll avoid using the incorrect politically correct term, k? :) ).

On the radio--

By the time we reached the first PSP, I had heard a bunch of Ricky Martin (who seems to still be quite popular in Japan. oO "Outside, inside, out, livin' la Hokey Pokey." Bleh.) and a song beautifully titled "I Want To Sex You Up." It was kinda funny how after the song was over, the DJ went "Sore wa Ah wan toh sekusu you a poo! . . ." I wonder if she even knows what it means. :P

On meeting someone from the US--

Around this time, I also learned that Jake was from Georgia. "Do you like Bill Goldberg?" Bill who? "Did you go to the Olympics?" Yes. "Are you the Olympic Park bomber?" No. That was the end of the conversation. ^^;

On statuary--

I also spotted this HUGE white statue, it was truly an awesome sight and I wish I took a picture of it. I had no idea what it was, so I asked Kujiraoka: "Godzilla?" "No, Virgin Mary." "Ohhh . . . Maryzilla!"

On nicknames--

Kin-chan got me thinking of Crayon Shin-chan, but I kept that one to myself since I don't think he would've appreciated me comparing him to a boy that compulsively drops his pants. ^^;;

Oh, just go read the post. His whole journal is gold.