-- vimeslady, on ROTK
After noting that a very large part of Jane's love for both Mr. Rochester and John St. John was the control they exerted over her, there was only one conclusion that could be made.
Jane Eyre really just wanted to be tied up.
-- setissma, on Jane Eyre.
I think this was a big joke by Tolkien. I think he wrote a hugely gay book, and then when no one realized it was gay, he was just sitting there snickering about it.
You know what's sad, though? I went to Borders today and found to my disbelief - and chagrin - that Orlando Bloom!Legolas was the cover of the Twin Towers paper back.
Two little five year olds asking each other who the official "Lawd of Those Rings" was made up for it. ("B-but it's the ELF GIRL! She's got all that jewelry!" "Who's that girl?" "She's, like, that one with the long b-blonde hair. She's that Leckolast person!" "Ooh, she's so pretty!")
(Love you, Biz. <3)
Taken from the livejournal of badong (sorry, I suck at linkage):
If something gross a pet does is petsquick,
and something gross done by a kid is kidsquick,
is something gross done by a bisexual person...
::ducks and runs::