December 27th, 2003

Y U NO JULES VERNE?
  • omgrhi

So true...

"I've just realized why Legolas is so expressionless.

Botox.

I mean, he's HOW OLD and he looks that good? That's got to be the reason he can't muster the emotion to furrow his brow. The other elves must be so jealous."

-dervlaincognito
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let me be your armor
  • namey

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nimue_obscure: Vroom! Dad's car handles like a mario cart. By which i don't mean that i've been speeding off cliffs into water or molten lave...

Self-promotion: And then there was the Mexican Snowhorn Band.

shamroq, who is a community unto himself: Some would say that PETA are misguided, deluded from the isolation of their self-imposed ideological vacuum of zealotry. Others would say that they like rabbits just a little too much, since rabbits quite obviously don't give a shit about us.

(Warning. Graphic cartoon violence, courtesy said PETA.)
I'm cooler than you [made by?]

Wit and Wisdom

"Now that the root of all evil is safely behind bars, tasting savage man love, I can stroll freely through the streets of Baghdad just like I've always wanted to."

-- weatherwax, here
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[oxygenated] little boy lost

Here he is, Captain Obvious!

Obvious has a name. It is.. Legolas. I couldn't contain myself this time when he said 'A diversion!'. I snort/giggled. It's like his only function is to be around for those people who just don't get things.

Aragorn: Keep his eye trained somewhere else.
Legolas (to camera): A diversion! Orcs! Uruk-hai! Shadow! Red sun rising! Crebain from Dunland! You're late and you need a bath!


- etchah in this spoiler filled post about ROTK.
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SP Dee

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"And Adam got me Muppet Monopoly--I immediately claimed the Miss Piggy game piece from now until the end of time. Because Miss Piggy? Is cool. Any fictional character that will karate chop a guy who looks at her funny is cool."

"I now have this strange urge to write a post-series Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover where Miss Piggy is called as a Slayer ("Aha!" exclaimed Willow. "Magic does too work on Muppets!" "I never said it didn't," said Xander. "I just pointed out that trying to give Fozzie a magical sense of humor would probably cause an apocalypse. Totally different."')"

-- havocthecat (in a locked post, con permisso)
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springtime the pony

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donna_c_punk: (with permission)

DonnaCSoprano: And is it just me ... or does Elijah Wood have some of the longest, most girly eyelashes of any one person on the face of this planet?! I swear ... that boy is wearing fakes. No way they are naturally that long.
LadyBriMalfoy: Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it was Maybelline.

That was one of my obervances during my second big screen viewing of ROTK - Elijah Wood's eyelashes. They're casting a shadow at one point, people. Those are serious lashes. Women the world over are in envy of them. This boy is just way too pretty. He's not sexay. He's not handsome. He's not OMG! teh gorgeous!!!111 He's pretty. Yes. Way too pretty with way too long eyelashes. Kyan would want to put those suckers in a ponytail and whack them off.