Ariel: I can't wait for [ROTK].
John: oh, they decided to cancel it
John: instead they did selected scenes from the Silmarillion
Ariel: la la la la la
John: specifically the scenes where they just sat there and listed lineages
Ariel: Cheaper that way huh
John: yeah. they're even just using two-dollar spock ears for the elves
Ariel: And now - Christopher Lee reads the house of Noldor.
John: "I should have been the star of that damn film"
"that's not your line, sir"
"Edit it out then! You're so good with your little computers that a bunch of pictures got more time than m--Saruman!"
"We haven't got the budget..."
"...oh GOOD. Here is my list of grievances, Brad, come carry it out..."
Ariel: The extras for that dvd would be Gimli describing his makeup troubles in full detail.
John: "and then my skin melted off and I was running around screaming 'augh, augh, it hurts like burning!' so they tried to fix it with peanut butter but then the hobbits got hungry..."
Ariel: Ahahahahahahah. Eru, you're wonderful.
John: I almost want to see something like that. Then my common sense intervenes.