From the French textbook I'm proofing:
"Two days ago, the victim died of a heroine overdose."
~From the ever-quotable circe_tigana
ETA: And another! On the subject of "Half Fling", the song from Viggo Mortensen's new album:
Once you've heard it... I'd like opinions on which you all feel is the most likely.
a) Dom and Elijah took acid,
b) Dom and Elijah were having their balls squeezed by Orlando, or
c) Dom and Elijah were actually given deep and meaningful lyrics about boomerangs and the empty quiet of space but got pissed the night before and forgot them, and so dragged Billy and Viggo into a little Tenacious D 'Tribute' stylee recording cubicle with a whole bunch of balloons and inhaled all the helium, bouncing about, poking each other, and getting tangled in the headphones.
...Okay that's offically the most fun image ever.
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