November 26th, 2003

springtime the pony

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nikari, in wtf_inc:

With this, DDR, and that Crazy Tetris video, I feel I can safely conclude that the Japanese are a race of superhuman timing ROBOTS and will eventually rule the world in quick, short bursts until they lose intrest.

tviokh, commenting on something in my journal:

Probably for the same reason I dreamed that dogs had taken over the world and humans had to "go potty" out on the lawn whereas dogs used the bathroom. *headdesk*

pottersues... it's funny 'cause it's true:

Ah, the internet... the only place in the world where you'll find one completely anonymous person threatening to sue another completely anonymous person.
K: Hey Stupid!, K: The Unholy Duo, Dogmatix, K: Lesbian Again, K: Laughing Out Loud

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[Addressing an HP Mary Sue who lists lots of "pets":]

It's "wolves," not "wolfs." And no, you can't keep wolves as pets as they are skittish animals and will run away from you unless you hand-rear them from cubhood.

Griffins don't make good pets either because they tend to eat the neighbours. Besides, you need a permit to keep one, and they generally don't give them to kids who aren't yet old enough to legally practise magic outside a school, let alone old enough to keep something as potentially dangerous as a griffin...

Merlin, these kids get stupider with each passing day.

-- terminal_frost

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Adam: What if there was like, a band, and there was a piano player in it, and the piano player did something bad so the conductor got mad at him and yelled "I have no pianist!" and people misheard and laughed at him?
Alex: -_-


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merchgirl
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This is only a GIP.

Had there been actual content, you would have been notified accordingly.

- as seen in touchthesky's journal




...What the hell. I signed onto this life for sunshine and rainbows, and all I get is a rotting esophagus and a dysfunctional phrenic nerve?!

- _chrysalis_
Nomadicwriter's Jed

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However, Best Film and Best Director are crucial to my TV set not being dragged and then heaved over my balcony. And it would be a shame if that had to happen. Because it's a heavy TV.

-proverb, musing about the possibilites for Return of the King at the Oscars.
springtime the pony

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dreamabella, on cup size:

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up