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galador42, here:

The Man in the Mirror meets the Cornflake Girl

So I pray for Jacko's strength.

Which sparked comments, one of which is a song parody. Go read. Now.

It also inspired mynxkittie to make the icon seen here. I roll with glee.

"I think if the Big J was in High School right now he'd be too busy turning water into wine at parties to study for the SAT's. Plus he's just going to work for his dad once school's done, so why bother...?"

-- dallylamma

The quality of the Matrix films would be greatly improved if someone popped up at random moments, and pied Neo in the face.

-- _rabia_

dorei on how Michael Jackson can raise money to fight against his latest scandal --

I think his good pal Elton John should re-release a new version of one of his old songs, just like he did for Diana. Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me. It'll sell millions. Really.

silversyren, on Michael Jackson:

Only in American can a poor black man turn into a rich white woman.

"They're just brown, and they look like a ball sitting on sticks with a stick-and-ball for the neck/head. It's almost as if "retarded" was an animal."

- girl_wonder describing turkeys in the latest post of snape_a_day

CSI/CSI: Miami

The episode we've all been waiting for! Horatio Caine gets eaten by a shark. Gil Grissom's comment on hearing the news: "Alas, poor Horatio! -- I knew him, Warrick."

~amberfox

From prettyamyrose, a comment in mock_the_stupid:

"Something just occured to me "<3" is a heart... I always thought it was net-shorthand for "asshat"."