November 19th, 2003

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Seen on jfc013 lj:

THE PERFECT MAN

The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean;
He has a beautiful smile,
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a darn good father
And a husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning and vacuuming, too.
He'll do anything in his power
To show his love to you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry in your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He never makes you cry
Or hurt in any way.
Oh, fuck this stupid poem...
The perfect man is gay.

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unibones

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laughing through the pain, laughing through the pain
Screw you all with the Extended Edition. I'm watching Gandhi. You know, the movie that received eight Academy Awards? It depicts a grown man wearing a diaper. Beat that with your midgets with mullets, you bastards.

*grump*
~ gabbyhope on TTT: EE dvd and not being able to get it. Yep. I feel her pain.
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