Also, Master and Commander
opens tomorrow and am very hopeful for it as reviews have been good and I like the Aubrey/Maturin novels and big ships are nifty. On the other hand, I am prepared for a truly pathetic amount of freshly produced slash fanfiction from writers who simply cannot fathom the concept of men spending time together and not having that imply wanting each other's heaping helpings of cock-butter.
(You know, someday somebody should turn the tables on these writers and produce slash fanfiction about Steel Magnolias
or Terms of Endearment
or something. They're women
and they spend all this time with each other,
they MUST be diving for muff.)