November 6th, 2003

domino--by chuchan

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okay ... i saw this one romance novel of my mom's in the bathroom. and i opened it to one of the last pages, and it was all full of stuff like, "she opened herself like a flower" and "his tremendous, quivering length." and i was all, "-_-;;" and then i looked at the front, at the dedications ... and it was to the author's father.
simmysim, here
b&w me

So true

And jaysus they're already running Christmas commercials. Dude, using Santa in a commercial for diarrhea medication is just wrong. Santa Claus does NOT shit.

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