October 31st, 2003

ourry

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And bratbitch did say unto the Internet:

Hi.

If you're knocking on my door there is a fair chance that you live in AUSTRALIA not the US. My 'trick' is going to be yelling at you to stop interrupting me. We don't do Halloween here.
I love the world (xkcd)

The day just isn't complete without a Trollprincess quote...

"You know, I tried to rationalize out that Protection from Pornography Week thing yesterday, and the closest I got with the whole "Protection" thing in my head was a mental image of a dildo-attired Jenna Jameson sneaking up on me in my sleep with a butcher knife only to be thwarted by a tights-wearing Dubya.

'And that, Doctor, is why I scrubbed out my eyeballs with Brillo.'"

--apocalypsos
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    amused amused
Oi/Oy To The World by Dramagirl42

"I shall now return to my store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."

"But first, an interlude in the life of Te:

[20:42] Te: Wow. I think I may have a new addiction.
[20:42] spike: what?
[20:42] Te: I'd accidentally smeared chocolate on my pack of Marlboros.
[20:42] spike: oh NO
[20:42] Te: Mindlessly, I licked it off.
[20:43] spike: DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
[20:43] Te: And discovered a new taste sensation.
[20:43] Te: IT'S TOO LATE
[20:43] spike: you are so screwed

Mm. Choc-o-smoke." - thete1
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    "The Shining" as I'm at work