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cocoajava is in charge for a few days. Obey her. :)

CATS: Don't LEAVE us! Despite the fact that we're solitary creatures, we will protest your attempt at having a life by every disgusting biological means possible!
CELLI: Oh, I'm leaving. If you're lucky, I'll come back. -- celli

The whole thing is here...

*snerk*

Basically, 'That's an hour and a half of my life I wank back!'

iczer6, on fanficrants here.

Thanks Bush, but I like porn. Especially hentai. I genuinely don't need to be protected from it. In fact, thanks to you, I'm going to go watch some, and beat off on it until I can't walk straight.

maladaptive

A quote from rackhamrose:

So guess who got the job at Barnes and Noble AND the Shinto Dictionary in the same day!

Now, I make Seishirou do his dance of joy. Look at him dance! DANCE, LITTLE SAKURAZUKAMORI!

For more fun, check out the icon she used. ^^

"I just implemented complete <marquee> support! Let the flames begin!"

--Dave Hyatt, the primary programmer who works on the rendering engine for Apple's Safari browser. (syndicated at surfin_safari)

Gee, thanks, Dave. I was feeling so left out ...

from shadesong

And two gallons of mayo. Nobody needs that much mayo. Unless they... ew. No. Nobody needs that much mayo.

From kitsuneglyph, a reaction to the Shrub's newest theme week:

I mean, if the model willingly had his (or her, if you're into that...) picture taken, and I'm willingly viewing his raw, naked body, then what's the problem?

See, there IS something he could do though. Extend the meaning of this week. No longer should it be Protection from Pornography, but Protection from Pornography Popups and Spam week. You all know what I mean. Whenever you navigate from a porn site, 5 more open up.
So if I'm at a gay site, and I hit the back button to see that last pic I really liked, and then suddenly a popup opens with some naked WOMAN, why can't that be rape? I did not consent to seeing tits! If we're going to have protection from Pornography, I think this is the first (and only) thing we need to be protected from!

rest of rant is here.

Heh, okay, so sheets can wait till saturgay
illian : saturgay?
illian : *dies*
illian : Mongay! (the flaming anime hero!)
illian : Tuesgay! (For the price of one!)
illian : Wednesgay! (Whenever you want handsome!)
illian : Thursgay! (. . . Odin will be glad not to have more grandbaby bastards at least. And it explains his relationship with Loki)
illian : Frigay! (Not the hot oil wrestling again!)
illian : Saturgay! (I always had suspicions about those satyrs . . .)
illian : Sungay! (Damn queers and their tans)

~From the journal of, unsurprisingly, illian