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(for those not in the know, 'Raido' is 'Forrest Gump' meets 'Waterboy')

From i_get_stabby

That Radio movie seems to me to be a touching story about a high school coach who didn't want to share his team budget to pay for a manager, so he found someone who didn't understand labour laws.

I bit. I don't know how well I did yet, but I bit. ;)
Damn you, girl. Damn you for making me even consider such a thing. ;)
You are evil ... with breasts.

- tygher

Ooookay, that does it. I have a LOT of typing to do tonight and I can't do it when my nails are this long. I'm off to clip them so I can really burn up the keyboard.

You really needed to know that, didn't ya? Back soon.

*skips off, dragging my claws along the carpet*

-- cocoajava

Celine Dion or Meatloaf? You decide! (Personally, I think Mr. Loaf is a nice fella and he actually HAS several kids so he can't be all THAT bad, but it could also be that Celine terrifies me.) Some of the responses so far:

jimbojones: It would have been a more difficult choice if you'd specified "gentle, caring, intimate sex." But you left the door open for a rough-and-tumble headboard-denting grudgefuck, so Celine was the obvious choice.
quantumbitch: Is this implying you'd like a snuggle spoon session with big, cuddly Meatloaf?

t_rexmundi: Given that choice, I gotta go with Celine. Though if *I'm* going to be ashamed to talk about it afterwards, I'll make sure she is too.

rootie_kazootie: Celine has more money. Sex with me would make her leave her husband and give me all her money. I'll do her, take her money and make her stay with her husband. I'd also make her move back to Canada.

ntang: I choose death.

shadesong, discussing PDAs and such, here:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadesong/1341575.html

you couldn't pay me enough to use Outlook; from what I hear, installing it is like waving a big sign that reads "I really really want every virus and worm you can whip up, please!"

Let's hear it for Danny, willing to wipe up the floor with LJ to get things done right...

oberongeiger Loves the '90s

cantinera, on the changes in the new season of Angel.

Angel: This does this because this this this.
Fred: Wow.
Wesley: But the history goes like this, and this happened, so this this this this.
Fred: Wow.
Gunn: Yeah, but thisthisthisthisthis. You see, thisthis happens now. This caused this to be this.
Fred: AARGH! I am the only woman around, so I am in distress.
Angel: Thisthisthis! Let me explain what is happening before I save damsels. Cordy who?
(Spike gets naked.)

"And just to make me feel that much better, Scalia Ridicules Court's Gay Sex Ruling. Ahem ... The ruling, Scalia said, 'held to be a constitutional right what had been a criminal offense at the time of the founding and for nearly 200 years thereafter.'

"Two hundred years ago, it was also legal to rape your slaves.

"It's called progress, fuckstick."
--fear not apocalypsos YOU ARE STILL EMINENTLY QUOTABLE