"I digress. We won't go into classroom violence, drunk or high parents and large cousins with vicious dogs, cos I am feeling okay tonight and don't want to get depressed. No, on a scale of one to ten, ten being fire-fighting or deep seam mining and one being - sleeping, teaching falls towards three in the grand scheme of things.
There is however a hazard larger than angry grans with colostomies fitted - and that is INFESTATIONS. Insert ugh! here." - xanpet2000
As a soon to be teacher, her whole post on this subject is a hoot.