October 9th, 2003

fake me

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Cassie : Christian Coulson? Is he hot?
Josh : Christian Coulson, actually quite hot.
Cassie : I have decided for the purposes of public record that he is your type.
Josh : I feel browbeaten into slashiness.
Cassie : I feel that is the story of your life.

- thegraybook, relating an earlier conversation - for the entirety (which is wonderful), go here.
spn - brother times

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From copperbadge

I SMASH YOU DEEEEEAD!
MOTHERLOVING BUSKERS!
(well, my seven year old sister reads this journal)
GODDAM CRICKET LIVING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!
Screw good luck!
ALL CRICKETS BRING IS INSOMNIA!
Which is only good luck if I have a carbon monoxide leak and am therefore still awake to sense this and get out in time, but since I DON'T HAVE A FUNCTIONING HEATER THIS IS NOT LIKELY!
*throws shoes at cricket*
Bobinet, Hungarian theatre, La Vie Parisienne, Párizsi élet

Cavemen

Four hours later, no response from Hardware. So I wander over and poke them. "Oi," I say. "What should I do with this monitor?"

They look up from their hard-fought games of Solitaire and Minesweeper.
"Ug," says one. "Grunt," says the other. "Ug, ug urrrrrrrg!" says the
first, scratching his armpits. They pick fleas off each other for a
while, then the second says, his face contorted with concentration,
"Goods In." The other nods emphatically, hammers his chest and lets out a
territorial howl.

I translate this as, "Please clearly label your monitor with your call
reference number and take it down to Goods In. They will co-ordinate a
replacement."


Thus saith anejo, here. I wish I could be that witty in my distress.
Bobinet, Hungarian theatre, La Vie Parisienne, Párizsi élet

And another political quote

My friends list, in digest form:

Slashers: Marriage Protection Week is bullshit! Call your Senators! Write to your Congressmen! *insert massive swearing here*

Californians: Arnold is our new Governor? *insert massive swearing here*

Canadians and Europeans: We're not American, nah nah nah nah nah nah. *Snoopy dance*


-ktnb
Ninja.

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So AH-nold is the Guv'nah of California. This amuses me greatly as it served to contribute to my theory that if I marry a Kennedy ( being either a Democrat or a pseudo-Republican) or a Bush ( being only a Republican) I can get into the white house.

Though I think I would prefer a Kennedy, but I hope my children will not inherit any Kennedy genes and look nothing like them becasue they all look like a bunch of horses.

Well, they do.

-metal_tiara
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