What lovely hair you have, Legolas.
Legolas/Lita. Dude, she's way too butch for him anyway. If you're gonna do a LotR/WWE crossover go back and do it with Jeff. He's dainty and feminine and would even make Legolas look masculine. Though I'm sure they'd fight over hair-care products. But ooh..they could have a slumber party with Edge and Christian when he had hair. "Oooh, Legolasy you're hair is sooooo bee-you-tee-full!" "Thank you Edgeykins and Chrissypoo you're hair is soooo shiny." "But let's not leave out Jeffys gorgeous array of colors."
Sadly, somewhere out there, someone is writing that.
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Sadly, somewhere out there, someone is writing that.
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