Cats...
I know that you are currently weaning your babies and teaching them how to eat solid food, so I understand that right now you are chewing it before you feed it to them. And I really do appreciate the gifts that you find when you sneak outside. The lizard you brought me yesterday was really quite pretty. However, when I woke up this morning with you on my chest, pawing at my mouth and preparing to drop that big half-chewed bug in, I really couldn't help but throw you off the bed. I know how to get my own food, that's what I do for 8 hours every day when I leave you home alone. I'm a grown up cat just like you, Sophie. So I would appreciate if you leave all of my gifts by the door like you've always done, and stick to feeding just your kittens. Thanks much.
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