September 15th, 2003

  • veux

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"I'm not too big on most of the pairings that don't have canon subtext. That was the rule when I got into slash. Your pairing had to have canon subtext or else it was a big PWP (thankfully Fox Mulder had subtext with everyone including his couch)." --amatia
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heart of the forest

We hadn't heard from our friend Jessi in weeks...

... and then this showed up in her LJ last night,

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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wtf. I'm going to burn my fucking atlas before I even finish this fucking geography class fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
how the hell am i expected to fucking finish labeling this map of canada if the ONE SINGLE SOLITARY MAP THAT THEY GIVE ME DOESN'T EVEN INCLUDE THE CAPITOLS OF PROVINCES
They include all these shitty ass rivers, but capitols?? of course not!!!!!!!!!!!!11 but then, I wouldn't fucking know what the fucking capitols are if i see one, because there's no FUCKING KEY
"Points of interest are shown through bold, underlined, or points, such as dots or squares, indicate cities, capitol cities, and points of interest."
So by these fucking standards neither Yukon, nor Northwest territories , nor alberta HAVE NO CAPITOLS., BUT SASKATCHEWAN HAS EIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

wtfEither Canada is super FUCKED UP, or I'm expecting too fucking much for each province to have a capitol city.

the thing that PISSES ME OFF is that i had to pay money for this piece of shit atlas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

let's include 20 pages dedicated the us, but 2 to cananda.
this atlas will be burnt very soon...and I will be looking for somewhere to live, as starting fires is considered a "fire hazard" in the dorms, and is reason for expulsion. kiss my ass, brockport. (www.livejournal.com/~cowgirl_ed)

...further proving my point that all the world's ills can be blamed on Canada.
smokey
  • elorie

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"If this is that karma stuff people are always going on about I am sorry and will stop sending drunken hate mail to the country stations. I will also stop trying to break people upfor amusment and if the rash goes away today I will never ever again laugh when drunk people fall onto the marta tracks." ---vyviane
bang bang you're dead
  • hezul

*sporfle*

Is it okay to be a mature, responsible, reasonably politically correct liberal and still find the thought of actual physical homosexual acts (the same ones that are not immoral and should not be illegal, I note with emphasis) to be absolutely yucky?

I hope it is, because I'm not rich enough to be a republican.

I suspected trouble when he said "The FurMeet changed my life", but my spider sense didn't start tingling until far, far too late.

--terminaldogma
one - original (doctor who)

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Some beautiful Eminem/Harry Potter filk-age inspired by a comment made in this thread at pottersues.

"Y'all act like you've never seen OOC people before
Jaws on the floor
Like there's something wrong with a scheming, evil Dumbledore
And Snape spanking Hermione behind a closed door
In the potions lab, without his robes on
It's the return of the "oh, wait, no, wait, you're kidding...
"Ron would never say that in real life, would he?"
And Draco Malfoy said... nothing, you idiots!
Draco's OOC too, he's shagging my Mary-Sue!
All the fangirls love Tom Riddle: "Oh, my god, he's so evil;
"Look at him, walkin' around waving his wand
"Summoning up awful monsters..." "Yeah, but he's so cute, though!"


- ironychan
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