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ketsugi|Xenosaga> drugs are bad!
Heather-Sleep> except for viagra because it makes peniseseses grow and then women are like 'ooh!' and men are strutting around like, er, big cocks and then there's lotsa sex where the woman's vagina is like 'Yay! Cock!' and the guy's penis is like 'oh ho ho! I am big! rar!' and there's lotsa grunting and sweatiness and then there's the 'HNNHH!' and then they're like 'fuck! condoms! ack!' and then they end up on welfare because they have 2.3 children. -eternalfire

From braidedmoth, who works at Henry's Cajun restaurant:

"i hear you guys sell alot of beer and wine"

"yes mamn. we pride ourselves in carrying exquiste wine and cajun wine straight from lousiania"

"do you think jesus would approve"

"mamn, this isnt jesus's resturant. it's henry's"

"Where else can I be sitting in my living room and look out the window, to see my 11 year old neighbor riding down the street on a little girl's pink bike? Followed by his 4 year old sister running after him with a giant blow up baseball bat, screaming?" --midget_cass

From this entry on crantz not being enrolled in school and therefore missing the first day:

canadabear: Nothing important happens the first day anyway.
ion_duck: Not true. Even Drug Dealers have back to school sales.

I look forward to the future permutations of the Boy Meets Boy premise that they will no doubt invent. "Bob, one of the remaining women is a lesbian. Yes, really. No, a real lesbian. I know she has long hair and is wearing a dress. No, Bob, you can't convert her. She won't let you watch. No, she's really not just waiting for you. Bob, have you ever met a lesbian?" Wouldn't that be a good show? Or not.

--sineala

Read spinooti's entry, and then read the comments.

"10 points from Hufflepuff for eating all the chips!"
"I'm not a Hufflepuff."
"You are now."

-quinconcinnity and presumably a friend.