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FUMIGATE FUMIGATE!!

OoOOo, bleach.

Where the hell's the detergent?? I wan'na make some poisonous chemicals and FUMIGATE!!

Is that a skirt?! And boots?!

Ugh, a filthy toilet!!

Why the hell can't I clean it out with my BLEACH?!

A radio... What the hell is this doing falling from the ceiling??

This is where the walnut used to be. The walnut that rattles but I can't open it. DAMN!!

What is this?! Barbecued dog?!

Only in Japan.

You have that one-chance-fall-warning thing, right?? *Falls off anyway*

I think it's a flipping mosquito. (Like the British adjective??) No, this is actual flipping. Not like... yeah. Actual flipping. (Well that actual flipping mosquito just knocked me off the edge.)

IT'S A VISE!! USE THE WALNUT, MATT!!

-- bolt_raptor

On The Two Towers:

I think I might get an extra copy of the book, bury it in the backyard with a little tombstone by it that says "The day Peter Jackson thought 'Hey, I'll make LotR into a movie!' is the day I died." It shall be fun.

-from the wonderful insanity that is my friend mightypineapple

sharpest_rose was condescended to and ignored by a doctor today. You'd THINK he would be concerned over the coughing up blood thing but he wasn't and Mary has this to say...

(Cut for language hard enough to knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.)

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