August 29th, 2003

  • dkellis

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"You too can be happy, envigorated, and lucky all within the boundaries of the common breakfast! Then live out the remainder of your day in bleak, abject misery." - twoflower advertises Life: The Cereal.
o mighty bean
  • ellixis

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"What if Sam had been corrupted by the One Ring? Middle Earth'd be ruled by an evil dictator who'd make you smoke after dinner, wear fancy dress jackets and maintain a nice yard in the back with pretty purple flowers. "