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jvandenberg: It wasn't until I put on my second pair of shoes that I realised something was wrong.

Then I had to rush around and get ready for real. I must have a really boring imagination if the best I can dream up is getting dressed.

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From a locked post (with permission.) by indiana_j

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"You too can be happy, envigorated, and lucky all within the boundaries of the common breakfast! Then live out the remainder of your day in bleak, abject misery." - twoflower advertises Life: The Cereal.

"What if Sam had been corrupted by the One Ring? Middle Earth'd be ruled by an evil dictator who'd make you smoke after dinner, wear fancy dress jackets and maintain a nice yard in the back with pretty purple flowers. "

-lots42