Metaquotes

Emailing nutjobs is not something I do, at least not until they find a way to send straitjackets over modems.

--by ingridmatthews

Don't get offended by me. I'm mean all the time. You'll exhaust yourself.

-- hjcanning

"Who likes metric to standard conversions? Huh?
More importantly, who would like to teach me how to do metric conversions?

"I told you, I only measure things in terms of marsupials."
--katernater

mordecai: I still can't believe Jamie is going to Rutgers. I can't call it the school for utter fucking losers anymore. Well, I can, but not outloud.
cereal: Sure you can! I think that's part of our school motto actually. Utter fucking losers in Latin.