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About Draco Malfoy and the Potter-books: "And she read them all again, and found her love waxed exceeding fervent, for Draco Malfoy was Clearly Misunderstood, as well as being a Bona Fide Little Bastard, and also lame in a way that made Maya want to pet him. And quoth Maya to all her friends, I Love Him, and quoth Maya's friends to Maya, You Child-Molesting Pervert. And Maya sighed, for they did not comprehend."

sarahtales (this entire entry is brilliant in the way only Maya can do it)


Additionally, the name "adventure pants" leads me to expect far more than a pair of drawstring cargos. A vibrating buttplug in the back seams, perhaps, or a hidden pocket for handcuffs and a riding crop. "Adventure pants" means excitement! Danger! Sexxx! It doesn't mean "drawstring cargos".

queerasjohn

instrumentality, via pottersues:

forget gandalf vs dumbledore... i want to see the whine-off of the century: wormtongue vs wormtail!

"i'm the most evil traitorous henchman!"
"no, I'M the most evil traitorous henchman!"
"i made the king go mental!"
"i got my best friend killed!"
"... well.. that is pretty evil..."

*two hours later, over beers and shots of ogden's old firewhiskey*

"have you ever gotten laid?"
*peter shakes his head sadly*
"me neither. damnit! why do women never fall for the evil traitorous henchmen?!"

bloody2, in this post regarding the perks of being a ninja for Halloween:

old lady: dearie me, there are ninjas at the window! ::faints, pushing the door open as she falls and dropping the candy bowl::
ninja spiders: Zahahaha! ::infiltrate the house::
::raid candy bowl::
::attach ninja-starred thank-you note to the door before melting into the shadows::

"... you can be the Pied Piper of freaks and losers and lead them all off a cliff. Then the rest of us will pay you lots of money. >:D"

ingole in my journal when I complained about the sort of people I attract.