Metaquotes

"Okay, now reading comics sounds like a full time very intimidating thing.

Maybe I'll just write porn for awhile until the urge goes away."
-byrne
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"It's a TV dinner for christ's sake. Microwave on high for 5 minutes. Reduce power to medium (50%) and microwave for 7 minutes. Right, and while I'm at it, why don't I go program the VCR to display movies in Esperanto."
-sketchway
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tsuki_no_bara: "it has just come to my attention that today my undies and my shirt are the same color. i didn't do it on purpose - i'm never this coordinated."

cicirossi: "*raises brow* so who brought your undies to your attention?"

Tsuki: "uh...i had to go to the ladies' room? and went "oh, look, i match." what, you think i'm flashing the office? O.O"

Cici: "Well I did wonder... quickie by the coffeepot? embarrassing loss of underwear elastic so they fell down? Forget to put on pants before going to work?
One never knows..."

Tsuki: "the life i lead in your brain is clearly more exciting than the life i lead in my own brain.
...can i move in? :>"

"Wax is a tool of the devil. If I were ever to believe in true evil, the only proof I would need is the existence of wax strips (fruit scented), and boy bands. Boy bands haven't caused me pain yet today. Wax strips have."

- mrquackles

next season, the part of angel will be played by a constipated owl. you will never notice the difference.

~lessthanjoss, parodying whatsthesitch (who is a parody of Joss Whedon as played in btvsatsrpsrpg) in handbasket_rpg which is a parody of. Um. Life, I think. Or possibly fandom. Which was redundant.

*dies of meta*

*is not real anyway*

--I think if I vomit any more I might actually be able to enter the Vomiting For Britain competition, if we had one that is...

ficbitch82

From gus, quoted on aussielj

Does she have such evidence? Only time will tell........ but for now I guess she can learn how to play the harmonica.

On Pauline Hanson's recent imprisonment for electoral fraud and her appeal against such decision.

Oh, and there's a nifty logo on the post too...

And because it's been too long between doqz quotes:

Then I had another thought. (It was a busy morning). Is it me or did the US TV went through a rapid gayification this last year? I mean when I left there was Will and Grace and a couple of things on HBO which I didn’t have so it didn’t exist. I come back and USA is Yay for Gay! Apparently every soap opera now has a gay character, and there’s Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and Boy meets Boy and Fox News and Spike TV. It’s all very disorienting. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with any of this. It’s just I feel all excluded. Where did this all come from? And how come I didn’t get the memo that the Gay is the new Pink? I want to be with IT! I want to be a part of it-…. All right that didn’t come out right, but you know what I mean.

So I pondered that thought for a while and then I went and watched Legally Blonde, because I am secure in my masculinity.

Why not go read his LJ? It's well worth the read, and occasional complete incomprehension.

Found on officialgaiman

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I read Good Omens, having forgotten how incredibly, terrifically gay it is. I mean I recalled the bit about Aziraphael being considered gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, but I forgot the sensation that soft-core gay porn music is continually playing in the background.

-- copperbadge