August 20th, 2003

  • celli


So, the list of things I shouldn't be allowed around increses. It used to just be limited to sharp things, heavy things, hot things, paper, plastic, and cups. I think I should just rewrite it, limiting it to two items: people and things. That should pretty much cover it.

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apocalypsos: Seeing as how I'm bored (and frankly, momentarily stunned at Kyan's wonder the man plays for the other team, he has his very own bat).... All three female residents of this apartment thought it was enough of a waste when all we could see were the washboard abs. Then suddenly, there was SPEEDO. I hereby amend my personal rule about how even if a guy looks good in a Speedo, he still shouldn't wear one. I think Kyan looks so good in one he should wear one morning, noon, night, every day in between and twice during Christmas mass. (And the first person to respond to this with any three-word sentences featuring "Kyan," "is," and "gay" gets trout-walloped into next Halloween.)

wenchamok: Ooh, if it's Halloween, that that means it won't be so fucking hot! Woohoo! KYAN IS GAY!!!!!

crimsonspin: Who is Kyan?

apocalypsos: *gasps* He's on Queer Eye. Little Miss Slash Person, are you telling me you haven't see Queer Eye yet? Kyan's the hottie grooming guy. Who apparently has a Little Kyan who pisses off all the other penises by getting on the amusement park rides without an adult.
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The Most Randomest Entry Ever

_chrysalis_ recently asked for random questions from her friends and made an entry answering them.

The whole list is quotable, but here are some choice ones :

somais_what what do you think ants are thinking while being burned with a magnifying glass?

Contrary to popular beliefs, when being burned with magnifying glasses, ants do not scream in pain. They believe themselves to be in Hawaii, and if you look close enough, you may see them donning swim gear.

keep_fishin Have you ever talked to your refrigerator?

Yes. Yes I have. And I have learned that it is not a very good conversationalist, and is not very much help with science homework.

tearysky If Hally asks Sally if Tally asked Bally if Mally is a virgin, how many possible answers can she recieve?

That all depends on the reliability of Hally, Sally, Tally and Bally, as well as the honesty of Mally. If either Hally, Sally, Tally, or Bally are unreliable, they may mix up the answer, and thusly cause chaos and confusion. However, if Tally knows for a fact Mally is not a virgin, but Mally says she is, then Tally could either tell Sally the truth or lie like Mally. Thusly, Hally's answer all depends on how much of a gossiping bitch Tally is.

wanderingfae Quack?



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spiderfarmer on the w32.sobig.f@mm worm:

If I ever find the stupid little script-kiddy who released this damn thing, I'm going to superglue his scrotum to the alt-cntl-delete keys and reboot him repeatedly with a pair of steel toed Docs. Yes, yes I will. And I'll like it. It'll take big mean friends to stop me from rebooting him into the choir invisible.

Yes, we all loooove our friendslists.

From apocalypsos:

In other news, I may be shagging my friends list later on (to those of you who just friended me, I promise to get you very drunk and tell you how pretty you look in that dress/handsome you look in that suit/fuckable you look in that nudity before I pounce), so, you know, don't wear anything you don't want the buttons ripped off of, make sure you shave, and for God's sake, would it be too much to ask for you to buy me dinner first? Or a car? Hell, I'd take a Milky Way bar. I'm not picky when it comes to payment for group shags, all right? ;)

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I have the best job ever. Right now, a 70-something year old woman, who is bald and has a voice like an old cowboy, is walking around singing "Home on the Range." Bet that doesn't happen at any of your jobs. -- justbluemyself
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