August 17th, 2003

running, bomb tech

Death by pastry. Hmm.

yaksha42 wound up sitting in on his roommate's History class.
So anyway, about half way through the lecture, she stops and hands out note cards for a quiz. She really had no idea I was there. Just another student. So I got a note card to put my quiz answer on.

She asked us to write about one of the countries involved in World War I. As much info as we knew. So I decided to write about France. My answer went something like this: France's strategy in World War I was to hurl delicious pastries into the German trenches, allowing them to grow fat and lazy and a rather fast speed. That, coupled with horrible restaurant service, and causing confusion among the Germans by using the word "chips" instead of "french fries", led to a systematic demobilization of the German army.

I wonder what kind of grade I got :D

yaksha42 is a very, very bad boy.
lady tree tree

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'When I closing at work tonight, we were playing Rammstein as our 'Get the Fuck Out' music, and this 15 year old girl walks up to me..

T.D.= Teenage Dimwit
ME= ..duh

T.D.:"Um...what's this you're playing?"
Me:"This is a band called Rammstein...[were'closed, get the fuck out.]"
T.D.:"Oh....do they worship Satan?"
Me:"...what????
T.D.:"Do they worship Satan?"
Me:"..No...they're just German..."
T.D."Oh."'


evil_kc
Desperada, K: Desperada
  • kielle

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gj_fate: As a lover of all languages (I take them out to dinner regularly) I hate it when people take for granted the beautiful language we've been blessed with by saying things like "OMG, ROTLFMAL, LOL!! im so hot 4 u. r u hottt 4 me? i h8 u." in FANFICTION for gawd's sakes.
You know what would be ironic? If I made a spelling mistake in that post. That'd be irony.
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