People on trains have no problem with sitting on my poor little laptop either! They just point their large bottoms slowly towards your bag like a slow motion horror film. God help them if it was full of broken bottles or something. Hmmm... thats an idea.
[Context notes: Fiancée overreacting to a conversation of mine with my ex-boyfriend.]
kisstoredroses: I SET YOU ON FIRE!!!!! Multiple times. *twitch* *twitch* *combusts* winterowl: ... *huggle* Need me to beat him up? kisstoredroses: ... YES! Beat him up! Try shredding, my cats are in dire need of litter.
"Anyway I am sure he is gay. Why do I say that? Well cause I like him and nothing attracts a Vyviane faster then a flaming homo. I swear all people should be color coded according to sexual preference. It would have already saved my heart from breaking at least a dozen times." ---vyviane