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Little Johnny Howard,
Please remove your head from Bush's sphincter, as it is quite unsightly and seems to be cutting off the oxygen supply to your tiny brain.
Sincerely, me (who voted for the other guy).


_audrey
*snerk*

I have the reflexes of a jungle cat. I caught a fly in mid-air in my hand today. Then I let it go, because I also have the heart of a cuddly bunny rabbit.

-orangetrashface

starlighter: They have manga for everything. I'm almost sure I saw a ping pong manga somewhere, but have no idea what it's called, or who drew it.

quixotic_sense: ... I suppose it's probably fairly redundant to ask if they have manga for, say, stamp-collecting or cigarettes.

starlighter: ...I'd say that the prevalence of cigarettes is such that there are cigarette manga just for the sheer number of cigarettes that have co-starring roles, but no one would listen to me. What I really want to see is a manga about battling mangaka.

quixotic_sense: Dude. Yuki (Shimizu) vs. (Kaori) Yuki Deathmatch! Modern Improbable Ghei Rabu vs. Gothic Improbable Ambiguously Ghei! There can be only one! XD

starlighter: Or, you know, CLAMP vs. Kaori Yuki. Now this I would kill to see. In a Battle Theatre style even.

CLAMP vs. Yuki-sensei... FIGHT!
CLAMP: Angsty protagonist with wings who looks like a girl!
Yuki: Mine is a girl. On his off days.
CLAMP: Ambiguous ghei!
Yuki: Been there, done a few dozen Riff/Cain posters, hawked the t-shirt.
CLAMP: ...You leave us no choice. CUTE MAGICAL GIRLS WITH ADORABLY CRABBY BROTHERS, THEIR BESUTO FURENDO AND FUZZY FLYING MASCOTS.
Yuki: INCEST.
CLAMP: .....
Yuki: .....
FATALITY

quixotic_sense: *DIES*

BEST. BATTLE. EVER.