August 4th, 2003

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I want clever fingers, like Draco and Snape have. I've read enough stories where Harry admires Draco's clever fingers, or he remembers the feel of Snape's clever fingers, and I'm sure I read a Sirius/Remus story somewhere where one or both of them had clever fingers. Every once in a while, they'd surreptitiously glance at each other's hands, probably comparing them. Maybe their hands got into arguments about which was more clever, and they'd write limericks or perform advanced calculus to decide the winner.

I want my fingers to get their doctorate in -- something. Arabic, maybe. Homeopathy. It'd look good on me, I think, all that extra clever hanging at the ends of my arms.

- hetrez

Jesus Freak

kimberlina13 said:
i've also begun the annoying process of moving my stuff back home. i hate it with a passion and i curse moving with all my might. i wish i could be an all out bible thumper so that anytime i have to move, jesus will move me. move me and the rest of my shit.

Another one from yasminm

Arabic is a very fascinating language. The classical grammarians were on some good crack, people. As opposed to the English grammarians, who smoked crack purchased from the shiftiest Dibbler look-alike in some street corner, after a weekend of wine and wenches.

Which would also explain the spelling thing...
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Beware the bagels

coresti: Yes I should! Oh, umm, perhaps you should forget about visiting me at the bagel place. Ermm...the manager is a prick so um, perhaps might not work cause he wants me to pick up the freakin' bagels by the Galleria before work and it's a 30 minute drive over there then be at work by 7. Riiiiiight....Sorry. That'd require me having a car.

remebrance03:lol. i think not. perhaps you should tell him to shove the bagels where the sun doesnt shine... especially since he most likely doesnt have the pants off very often... maybe i shouldnt go there...

coresti:Ahahahah!!! Yay!!!! I should!

remembrance03: lol... let me know when you do that... i would pay to see someone tell their boss that!

coresti:*giggles* Perhaps I shouldn't since it's a store I'd probably continue to go in....

remembrance03:lol. yes... that might be bad... unless you catch the guy performing a sexual act on a bagel... then you can get him fired and possibly imprisoned for bagel abuse, and then you can go in there with no worries... you would be a hero to bagels everywhere! STOP BAGEL PORNOGRAPHY! STOP THE SEXUAL ABUSE OF BAGELS! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS! (or what there is of it. those who abuse bagels like that lack it down south)

She has some issues to work out...*laughs*
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