August 1st, 2003

Tea! Penguin! (doyle on JF), penguin say tea?

Dammit, where's my phone call?

Yeah, God called me on Tuesday, too. He wasn't happy with me, but I think it's just because I keep taking his name in vain. He also told me to tell George Bush that he wants him to stop doing his job.

He wants me to keep in touch, but the long distance rates to Heaven are killers.

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I have restrained myself from quoting annlarimer for some time now, but...

Friday Five

1. What time do you wake up on weekday mornings?
Shut up. Shut up and go away.

2. Do you sleep in on the weekends? How late?
I'm serious. Fuck the fuck off.

3. Aside from waking up, what is the first thing you do in the morning?
Your mom.

4. How long does it take to get ready for your day?
::throws things::

5. When possible, what is your favorite place to go for breakfast?
Your house for a nice hot cup of fuck off, you fuckernutter.

Current mood: die!
Current music: some kinda motown

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Mom: "You're funny, Amber."
Me: "What?"
Mom: "'Trapper is a Poopyhead is growing slowly.'"
Me: "Oh. Yeah, I couldn't think of city names last night." (She let me loose on her Civilization game at four in the morning after rewatching "Welcome to Korea.")
Mom: "Hawkeye loves BJ is doing quite well, though."
Me: "Yes, well, smart game."

She has yet to find Klinger's Straight... These seemed like amusing city names at the time, too. Anything's amusing at four a.m.
-minttown1 (from a locked entry, used with her permission)
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