Metaquotes

Eeeee... My first picture-link posting here.

Pixie Stix: what the penny-poor addict is on.

From dysta's LJ.

Unfortunately, the Highlander/PotC crossover I would not have written, with Jack as an Immortal, is axed -- Gibbs specifically says "mortal" in reference to the curse. Unless, of course, Jack hasn't died violently for the first time yet. That might work. (Would the stabbing while undead count, then, and trigger his Immieness? It's been a while since I watched any Highlander, and the show was notably lacking in undead pirates.)

-- carmarthen

Passed along on arrrrr, via flamedame:

We aren't pirates, that would be illegal!
We're Aquatic Property-Transfer Engineeers.

ETA: Whoever originated this probably meant 'Nautical' instead of 'Aquatic'.

From a dicussion of smutwriting here:

"Look, I'm not good with spatial visualization. Having to stop in the middle of writing a scene to figure out why Lex has three hands and how to fix it..." --celli

"::snerk:: I hear ya. Or, as kita0610 said to me in a beta once, "he would need six hands and three mouths to do that. Angel's a vampire, honey, not an octopus." *g*" --poisoninjest

englishmartyr-that was before you turned all queer and jewish on my ass

don't blame me for the fact that you gained 100 lbs and become all anti-drug and stupid

wearingabeanie-you were there the nigh of the accident. I can't believe you're making fun of my weight when it was your drunk ass that got me into a wheelchair for six months anyway! How oculd i not have gained a hundred pounds? i couldn't walk, i couldn't excercise. i could barely move my arms, you bitch.

i tried to be nice to you even after that. but you just couldn't be civil, could you? Girlfriend, you are one fucked up hooker.



"Conversation" heard on grammarpolice

Quoth uberbitsch in the marysues community (re: an oh-so-edgy Punk!Sue):

"if you really want to look like an outcast then the logical thing to do is to go around in public with a PLO scarf wrapped around your head.

That reminds me. IF ANYONE HAS A SPARE PLO SCARF SEND IT MY WAY!!"

Seen in madamechat's journal:

**Second Note: to self. . . get a personal metatron. Then sleeping through work would be possible.

I want one too!

Inglish: A broken form of English, believed to have branched from the original language when the fandom was created. Also a mixture of Fangirl, Netspeak and PoorGrammarandSpelling, three new languages collectively formed by squadrons of uninspiring poets, clueless songwriters and impeccably horrible fanfiction writers.

-As defined by clannoire, here in deleterius

sorchar: "Just as a bit of advice: Before trying to use the "battle of wits with unarmed person" snark, one should make sure one's own weapons are loaded, and that one can actually find the battlefield."

Heh. Made me snarf.

The ideas flow like...Dr. Pepper.

"I feel like writing angsty poetry. Maybe I'll write it on burgers in mustard... Don't eat at Wendy's tonight, your burger may taste like mustardy angst." ~ wassomeoneelse

Just a question about the no quoting from locked entries rule... if it's from a comment to an entry on my *own* journal (cuz just quoting my*self* would be kinda lame), could I post it?