July 29th, 2003


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wiseheron forgot to mention a couple of things that happened on my trip back home. My backpack was inspected at security (they thought my eyelash curler was some sort of detonating device I guess, sheesh)

gigglinggorgon don't fool me, I KNOW you can do eerily McGuyverish things with an eyelash curler!!

wiseheron yep...torture the pilot...but he'll die looking GOOD!
christmas - axial
  • tzikeh

Fruit Fear!

"To say that somebody only watches porn because they cannot have and/or fear the touch of a real person is to suggest that people only go to movies because they don't have interesting lives, only read books because they don't have imagination and only go to art galleries because for some reason they're deathly afraid of actually encountering a real bowl of fruit that's been arranged decoratively." -- thebratqueen


From the LJ of slapensticks:

"The blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty!"