July 16th, 2003

banana - RS.org

Mmmmm, spammy.

From the mind of armadis499:

Ad mailers will try just about anything to get you to open their ad. Usually this involves a witty subject line such as "Hey Bob...", or "I'm over in Houston now." (By the way, I'm in TULSA).
Recently this one mailer decided to use my own name as the "friend" who emailed me. I just couldn't get over this marketing strategy. For one, why would I email myself. Second, if I did, wouldn't I remember it? I thought about it a moment and realized there was a way it could work. The email would have to read something like:

SUBJECT: Check this out!

Dear me,
I got totally wasted last night. I had to email myself because I knew I wouldn't remember the next morning. When me and the guys left the bar last night, we found these TOTALLY KILLER auto insurance rates! We were like "Woah man! This could save us a BUNDLE!" Just a reminder.
*head in toilet*
-- me
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I guess my question is: Do fic authors who write the sex and stuff really experience what they write? Because if fic is just a fantasy, I'd really like to know now before next time I'm in a situation like yesterday and want to imagine Spike, but keep thinking, "Spike is such a better kisser than this fuckhead."

Post: How Fic is Ruining My Dating
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New World Order


I swear, if the world were ruled by gay men, it would be a better place. Everything would be gorgeous, and the music would be awesome, and we'd all be too busy having gay sex to go fight wars. It would be utopia. "No, Saddam sweetie, we're not going to invade your country looking for weapons of mass destruction, you silly goose! That hottie from the CIA says they don't exist, and I'll believe anything that comes from that pretty mouth. By the way, love the beret, Saddy."

::sighs dreamily:: Oh, if only....

Back to work now.