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_peapod and I just had a fun misunderstanding. She asked for a fic rec and I gave her a link to a hobbit smutbomb I had written and...

Portia: "Yay! Merci buckets, *drools* I fear that Tolkein's retribution may be swift. *is struck by lightning* Yah, thought so."

Me: Imagine the retribution I caught for writing it. (Ow! My poor burnt fanny!)

Portia: You are American aren't you? Only fanny means something else in English...o.O

Me: Whoops! I am American! What does fanny mean in English?

Portia: um...ladies' privates ahahahaha omg *runs away*

Me: OMGWTFLOL!!!!one11!!! HA HA HA HARRR!!!!

Portia: OMG GOD HIT U WERE IT HURTZ OMG!!!!!!!!111ONE!!11!

Me: That oughta learn me!

Every night since Wednesday, I've dreamt about pirates. They're not even particularly interesting dreams, either. They contain absolutely average pirate behaviour. I hang around the ship, follow orders, scrub the deck, talk with me mates, eat some fruit ... My crew hasn't even pillaged for gold yet.

- fordanglia

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random fic irritation #427:

Character X and Character Y are having sex.
One calls the other "angel" and neither of them is a souled vampire.
Me, the reader: "How'd Angel get in there?"
--musesfool