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Portia: "Yay! Merci buckets, *drools* I fear that Tolkein's retribution may be swift. *is struck by lightning* Yah, thought so."
Me: Imagine the retribution I caught for writing it. (Ow! My poor burnt fanny!)
Portia: You are American aren't you? Only fanny means something else in English...o.O
Me: Whoops! I am American! What does fanny mean in English?
Portia: um...ladies' privates ahahahaha omg *runs away*
Me: OMGWTFLOL!!!!one11!!! HA HA HA HARRR!!!!
Portia: OMG GOD HIT U WERE IT HURTZ OMG!!!!!!!!111ONE!!11!
Me: That oughta learn me!