July 9th, 2003

True Blood - Eric

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"I love my friends list! *user pounces on her friends list and gleefully shags it six ways to Sunday, in fifteen different positions with the lights on and Orly and Halle Berry sitting at the end of the bed just waiting for their chance to join in with whoever wants to play with 'em*" -- userinfoTrollPrincess

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bnh: Ahahaha I get Russian Mail Order Bride spam all the time. It makes me suspicious. Obviously the spam people think I am in need of some Russian lovin'. o.o
finnystix: Apparently people think I need a larger penis. That's just not cool. -.-

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"And lo, the heavens rent themselves with a terrible thunder like the hooves of countless horses, and from the blazing clouds emerged a figure wreathed in silver flame. His mighty voice shook the very earth and reached even unto the highest hill tops and the darkest, most godless valleys. Yea and verily, this is what he spake:


- _peapod in an AIM chat, referencing bad fic that attempts to be poetic.
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"On the western front of the Great Workstation War, we have received word that Gilderoy Lockhart has just been taken down by the Three-Hole Punch of Eternal Damnation. The dastardly attack was a cunning plot masterminded by the Stapler Demon of Doom, and it is not known whether Mr Lockhart is gone for good or simply in hiding while he changes his soiled robes. Film at eleven." --gramarye1971
sunday in the sunset leaves


This photograph is entirely un-tampered with. Taken on an outer London road, earlier today. It would appear the demon is now signing his work. Oh, and believe me, the roadworks in question are both pointless and irritating.

--snowballjane, as spotted on lower_tadfield
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'Got Milk?'

The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"


And I find myself without an internet connection while the Parents switch computers, old clunky to new shiny sleek. I find myself, but don't know what to do with what I've found, so I put it all aboard an early Thursday morning flight to Budapest.