*dies*
You know, the other day I was thinking about what I'd do if I ever got the chance to meet one of my favorite sexy celebrities. If it was a woman, I'd probably be cool. I'd run into Angelina Jolie or Carrie-Anne Moss and say something intelligent, along the lines of, "Hi, I really like your movies. Can I have your autograph?" Now, if I were to run into say, Orlando Bloom or Hugh Jackman or Johnny Depp or Viggo Mortensen...
Well, it would probably go a little something like this.
Me: MEEP! It's Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo!
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: Hi, nice to meet you.
Me: OhmyfuckinggodyouaresohawtandsexyandIwan ttohaveyourbabiesandIwanttofuckyouuntily ouforgetyourownname!!!!
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: Uhh... thanks?
Me: I'm.. I... Unnngh...
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: [to his security] Is she having an orgasm?
Me: [launches self at Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo and humps]
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eiluned. *grins*
Well, it would probably go a little something like this.
Me: MEEP! It's Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo!
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: Hi, nice to meet you.
Me: OhmyfuckinggodyouaresohawtandsexyandIwan
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: Uhh... thanks?
Me: I'm.. I... Unnngh...
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: [to his security] Is she having an orgasm?
Me: [launches self at Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo and humps]
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