July 2nd, 2003

Necropolis bracelets

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"Do you know how to survive a killer bee attack? There are four things you should know - these tips, when we return!"

Oh, sure, great! What if I get attacked during the commercial? What am I supposed to do then, huh?

Money-grubbing bastards.

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"If you're stung by a bee, do you know the safest way to remove a stinger? Hint - it's probably not what you think." (cut to commercial)

So what, I'm just supposed to sit here and wait with all these damn stingers in me while you people try to sell me a car?


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"Dogs are potential killer bee victims - do you know how to protect them from a swarm? The answer, just ahead!"

*eyes bee-covered dog, throws hands up in disgust*

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The fuck? A dog door???? If the dog can get in, so can the damn bees! Then you've not only got them on your dog, you've got them IN YOUR HOUSE THERE'S NO ESCAPE AHHHHHH!!!!

-Four entries by the lovely sorchar

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Spent some time playing around with css and other html-y nerdish stuffs and then the power went out and I cursed the fates. Shortly after, a large bearded guy in sandals came down from the heavens and tried to smite me. I choose to blame coincidence.
-- sharpest_rose
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Freaked, K: DW Nine & Rose

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You know what? It's sacrilege to say it and all, but I really hate Macs. Give a good soul-eating Windows machine any day. Every comment I'm trying to reply to is coming up as though I haven't logged on, even though I HAVE. DAMMIT. HULK HATE BLUE iMAC. HULK WISHES TO SMASH BUT RESTRAINS SELF OUT OF RESPECT FOR PROPERTY OF OTHERS. HULK FEELS SELF-RESPECT REACH NEW HEIGHTS AS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES PAY OFF. NOW HULK WILL GO THROW HOSTESS FRUIT PIES AT MARAUDING PANTHERS.

-- hisgreyeyes