June 22nd, 2003

Wow Neat

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uberbitsch: Why am I the only person who thinks it's perfectlly acceptable to be after mere casual sex with elves when it comes to writing? WHYYYYYY??
wal_lace: Because you don't understand True Love!
You see, if you truly, truly love somebody, then you're allowed to sit next to them. You get to wear their jacket. You hang out together. You ignore your friends for them. And then, one day, you kiss!
And then you get pregnant, and die in childbirth, and your True Love is so upset he kills himself.
Sex isn't fun. Sex is that nasty thing you have to go through in order to prove your devotion to your True Love.
Don't you know anything?

uberbitsch: Me and a friend of mine came up with the idea that we really need to get the majority of the cast from LotR and convince them to star in a high grade porn film with us. It may not be a real elf orgy but it's the closest bloody thing I'll get!
sir_hellsing: Can I join you? Please?

littleshebear: Elrond, honey, I love you but please, please, get the snip. Stop producing these vile Mary Sues as the fruit of your loins. Please.
uberbitsch: Or move here! We know how to use birth control!
Desperada, K: Desperada
  • kielle

Two Buffy thoughts from andrastewhite

"Giles, Angel, Spike, Faith, Willow, Anya and even Andrew have been to the dark side, but they all managed to get back on a track that won't end with death as punishment for their crimes. (Death as redemption, maybe, but that's different.) Whether it's the right track in all cases...well, that's another question. But Warren coasts right past every turnoff and never pauses to ask directions."

"At least with Jenny, Tara, Joyce and Jonathan there's the consolation of knowing they're probably in a better place. (Well, OK, Jonathan may well have missed out on heaven, but surely the universe isn't cruel enough to inflict eternal torment on him?)"