Metaquotes

I think I swallowed my tongue...dammit. And I was gonna need it to lick this man.

-- wolf_heart9 in rightclicklick, in reference to a pic of Hugh Jackman in Van Helsing costume

"* Voldemort reveals that he is actually the Good Guy and Harry has been Had all along by Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix, who like to wear strange robes and set fire to things, including crosses on people's lawns."

-resmiranda

Quoth 3jane:

"Vaguely pleased to know that I haven't become heterosexual. (I know it's not everyone's major fear, but I think I'd be disappointed in the universe and myself if it somehow happened.)"

It's funny because it's true. Or, you know, not. ;)

"Number Eleven: If there's ever a series of books like Harry Potter, and there's ever a big spoiler, like who dies, and I'm feeling particularly bitchy, I'm going to find out the big spoiler, and then I'm going to join every single community I can and post the spoiler. And laugh a lot at all the comments I get in my inbox. What a good plan.

Number Twelve: Newsflash: Harry dies. Sorry for giving it away. J.K. lied when she said there was going to be seven books."
-- pretty_fish