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stepliana: forty six hours.
friend: *feels tempted to utter the Lord's Prayer or something*
stepliana: our j.k. rowling, who art in london, author be thy name
friend: thy novel come, thy will be done
friend: BUT NOT TO RON FUCKING WEASLEY, GOT IT?

- stepliana in an IM conversation with a friend about the upcoming Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix release

All I bought for myself today was an icy coffee beverage. Prior to this, I had consumed zero grams of fat today. Though I walked by a cafe and smelled bacon and nearly had an orgasm.

-- ahli

3:46PM - Woohoo!
Yay! Look at me, I'm a redhead again! That's right, folks, I now have the legal right to be sexier, more temperamental, and look a hell of a lot better in my green clothes then I usually do.

At least for the next 28 to 30 shampoos

- TrollPrincess on her new haircolor

wal_lace: Half vampire? Ugh. Just...ugh. I want her to meet Blade. Then I want Blade to engage in an obscenely violent action sequence with an annoying hard-rock soundtrack, culminating in him brutally dismembering her. Does this make me a bad person?

kiz: If it does, then I'm a horrible person, too. I was compiling the annoying hard-rock soundtrack in my head as you said that.

"Voldemort turns out to be Dumbledore's son.

Hermione turns out to be really really *bad* at a given subject.

Dudley Dursley turns out to have magical potential

Snape makes a succession of sexist comments in the first part of the book. Later, he gets turned into a woman in a magical accident caused by Neville Longbottom. Dumbledore chooses not to turn him back in order to teach him a lesson. (Remember, kids' books have Over Egged Morals)"

-songster in response to darthfi's question on the soon-to-be-released Order of the Phoenix

I want my sexy little Panasonic camera to come! It's a digital camera! It's a video camera! It's a portable MP3 player! It creates world peace!
-nellsiae

[Discussing Buffy fandom]
Heh. The time: 2001. The setting: Chatham College cafeteria. The comment made by person with poor judgement: "But Spike is EVIL!"

Dead silence. Friend looks over at me, backs away slightly.

Me (brandishing utensil): "Dude, I'm holding a knife!"

Ah, good times...
-- anxietygrrl, on apocalypsos's journal