June 18th, 2003

Freaked, K: DW Nine & Rose

On the joys of owning a parrot...

Enlil does that "oh, let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear" creep up the arm, perches on the shoulder "srhp srhp srhp chrep chrep" little soft love noises, then "peek a boo peek a boo" really quiet, blows kisses in your ear, and then

SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and both eardrums shoot out the other side of your head and land on the wall across the room.

It's rather like a sonic lobotomy...all you can do is sit there and go "whimper."

-- wiseheron
fire pretty 02

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sagralisse on the DomLijah4Eva crowd (posted on JournalFen):
I'm learning in dealing with the tinhats that it's usually a good idea to spell things out very very carefully. Otherwise they'll think you're missing their point and doing one of those fallacy thingies that they memorized in Logic class. They won't know which one it is (they forgot all of them immediately after the exam) but they'll be pretty sure it was one of the really bad ones.

I also try to type slow, because I know they can't read very fast.