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gaminegirl writes:

(i light up a cigarette in bed)
bailey: most house fires start from people smoking in their houses, you know.
me: you say that just as if it were a tragedy.


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this one's from perverse_access (okay, so it's a syn feed, but it's a good quote):

One of the things in the airplane catalog was a copy of the One Ring, from Lord of the Rings. I've seen this item other places, and I don't understand why anyone would want to buy it. What's the message here? "I am a minion of evil!"? Worse yet, what's the message of giving it to your sweetie as a gift? "I want you to be under psychic assault all the time by the primary agent of evil in the world!"? This is not what I'd call conducive to a happy ongoing relationship.

One of the Elven rings or the Elven brooches, that I can understand. But Sauron's talisman of power strikes me as something any sensible soul would pass on.

Maybe they have special classes, like with the bell thing. Everytime they hear the flash of cameras, they have an uncontrollable, unconscious reaction and latch on to the first thing they see.

This makes me hope there are inexplicably unpublished pictures of Elijah Wood holding on to a fire hydrant.

-- chash in this thread of dl_anon

Oh, and when I got home, I left the door open, and then I had to play a little game of Batman, Get Your Ass Back In Here.

*thinks*

Um, the cat is named Batman. I am not yet so tired that I am hallucinating and chasing imaginary superheroes with identity crises around my driveway.

*thinks again*

Probably.

-- celli

apocalypsos on The Mary Sue Report: "When in doubt, say it with penis."