Metaquotes

wapu: Hi John. Hi Koumi. Are you stalking me?
crantz: Yes.
lemaineac: Yes.

littledevi:
D-fens (a coworker): SoMyWifeAndISawThisTransvestiteInCostco. We wondered which bathroom it used. I've seen one walk into a changing room and then all the women walked out. What would you do if a transvestite walked into a changing room that you were in?
Me: Honey, I was in the marching band. I've changed in front of 50 people on a bus. You just do what you have to do.

pootrootbeer: It's probably creepier to change in the presence of bandies than trannies, anyway. Especially if you're on the Tuba Bus.

midendian: As a former tuba section leader, I concur.

I swear, does nobody notice how sexual Gogurt commercials are? They just showed someone stroking the package which, if you haven't seen Gogurt, is a tube. That, well, ejaculates gooey white stuff when sucked. Their PR department is horny.

I'm still traumatized by the first Gogurt commercial, where that kid was fellating the package. -- bakedgoldfish

Poor, poor Krycek. Why is it so hard to find decent characterization of my precious Ratboy? X-Files fandom and I go way back, and I can't remember a time when 90% of the Krycek fic didn't have him writing lurve poetry or baking cookies or prancing around Mulder's apartment in fishnet thongs.

...well, okay, the last one isn't that bad. XD

-- greekhoop