proftomoe: You ever get all your money from Jeff for that Bass or whatever?
sporkninja: fuck no. and i want to run him over with my car.
melissiepaps: I'll glue quarters to the road to keep him occupied so he won't see you coming.
Now, I know some of you didn't like this idea, which is why I've tried to shift it so it doesn't exactly overlap this community's purpose. We have a lot of fans here (like me, heh) but also a lot of people who would like a touch less Tolkien, sometimes, so...perhaps this would provide an indulgent little outlet? Y'see, LOTRquotes is not restricted to stuff found on LJ, so (for example) you could keep posting LJ gems here and use the other for things you run across in interviews, fanfics, etc.
Come on in, huh? Should be fun...
anyway. i got mail from the Doubleday bookclub today. (this entry just keeps on amping up the thrill-a-minute stuff, doesn't it? you're welcome), and in the brochure was a blurb all about a book called Sensational Sex. dude-- not only is it packed with (and i quote) "over 70 sizzling, x-rated photos of the most raunchy and exciting sex positions ever"-- it also comes with 3-D glasses! yes, that's right...30 of the 70 photos are in 3-D! i dunno about you, but i'm positively quivering in my undies (or would be, if i were in fact wearing any) at the prospect of seeing nekkid pink bits leaping out at me in the orgasmic splendor that is the wonder of 3-D! i'm so very tempted to buy it, just for the cheesiness factor alone.